Humor

An Unlawful Act Against Attributes-- What's So Hilarious?

.Submitted on March 7, 2024.through Russell Gayer.
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A few years ago, someone provided me a manual entitled, Maintain Your Human Brain Alive. I took this to mean the undisclosed contributor of the book wanted to maintain my brain in a glass bottle for usage in a future transplant-- ala doctor Frankenstein..
The book contains 83 Neurobic Exercises to prevent amnesia and increase mental exercise. Some of which is actually to clean your teeth with your nondominant hand. I provided it fired. My human brain refused to coordinate. As opposed to the bush going up as well as down &amp backward and forward, my tooth brush continued to be fixed, and also my mind bobbed up and down and side-to-side. Seemingly, I possess an Abby Usual sort of brain.
Perform you have any mind physical education you engage in? If so, satisfy list all of them in the comments.
If you are actually new to Friday Flash Fiction, our hostess is actually Anne Uumellmahaye Wisoff-Fields, whose mind has actually been actually pickled-purple by the use of said different colors. If you 'd like to participate in this physical exercise in insanity, head over to her blog site for bit-by-bit instructions. To see the FFF Hollywood Squares Authors Block visit this site.
Copyright-- Rowena Curtin.